Book Review: Want by Kayti McGee

Welcome to Hollywood, where wet dreams come true.

I fell for Marlee the second I met her- gorgeous smile, unimpressed by my stardom… bendy.

Not even remotely interested in me.

Of course the girl of my dreams has to be engaged to her hometown high-school sweetheart. Nothing’s ever easy, right?

Until they break up.
And she moves in with me.
The only person who can help her practice for her next role is me.

Because Marlee isn’t just new to Hollywood.

She’s a virgin.

Want is book two in the Ryder Brothers Series.  Each book in the series is written by a different author.  I like the change up, it gives each brother a very different personality. It's Jake Ryder's turn to find love as he moves on from his boy-band past. 

Marlee Reed is not my favorite heroine.  She has a plan on advancing her career as a dancer which involves a contractual relationship. I'm all in with her wanting to advance her career but her choice had me cringing.  Jake has a crush on his roommate and can't turn Marlee down when she asks him for help in preparing for her next role. 

I really like Jake. Jake is a stoic character who had lost his love of music until Marlee. Jake's story is sweet and sexy. Marlee's story, not so much.  She seemed like she would do anything to advance her career. I wanted more Jake, probably because I didn't like Marlee's story as much. 3 Stars

Book Review: Holiday for Hire by Laurelin Paige & Kayti McGee

After Jane Osborne is unceremoniously dumped by a rich man, and then invited to his Christmas Eve wedding, she decides to hire a date from Craigslist and pass him off as an upgrade.

Fake-boyfriend for hire Ian Brooks ends up being a delightful surprise—and a mysterious stranger she's definitely met before.

Could he be her Christmas wish come true?

This is a short holiday romance. I'm not sure about this one. Usually I love holiday romance novellas but I wasn't able to relate to the heroine even a little.  She was overtly logical and somewhat vindictive. Love was no more than a contact. When her last relationship failed and she's invited to his wedding, she hires a date. She plans on sculpting him to her standards. She soon discovers that there is more to life beyond social standings. 3 Stars

Book Review: Hands Off by Kayti McGee

Charity has a bit of a nervous tic... she steals things. It's not normally a problem, because she doesn't tend to get very nervous around her stable of book boyfriends. But when she accidentally goes on a blind date with a cop, albeit the hottest cop alive, she can't seem to stop herself from grabbing everything in sight.

Leo wants a family, not a criminal record. But there's something about the curvy bombshell of a thief he's been set up with that he can't stop thinking about. Or falling into bed with.

He needs to keep his hands off of her. She needs to keep her hands off of... literally everything.

There's no hope for a cop and a klepto.

Or is there?

I love, love Kayti McGee. I've said it before and I'll say it again, she makes me laugh like no other. My cheeks hurt from all the laughing and smiling. Sometimes you just need to let your hair down and read a good rom-com, look no further Hands Off will have you snorting.

Charity finds a post-it in her planner with dinner plans. She doesn't remember the post-it but that's why she writes them because she always forgets. To her surprise Charity's post-it had been hijacked by her friend Melissa, who has set-up her up on a blind date with a sexy cop, Officer Leo Watson. 

Charity has a nervous tic, she's a kleptomaniac. This blind date quickly turns into an anxiety ridden comedy. Even as Charity attempts to escape Officer Leo Watson quickly moves into action by kidnapping, banging, arresting and re-kidnapping her all in one night. Their non-relationship turns into a hate-sex partnership because they can't keep their hands off each other.

Can a cop and a klepto make it work? This story will make you laugh, snort, and smile until your cheeks hurt. Boo yah! 5 Stars!

Book Review: Screwmates by Kayti McGee

I knew from the first time I saw Marc Kirby that I was screwed.

Big eyes, scruffy face, brown curls – yes, yes, and yes. The man is wicked hot.

He’s also my roommate, and since I work nights and he’s at class all day – it’s like living alone at half the rent.

Then an unexpected night off turns into an unexpected morning in Marc’s bed, but it turns out we can't even figure out the screwing.

This is not great news for Marc who’s going on a “bangcation” at the end of the summer – a whole month in France that he’s planned to spend getting busy with the women of Paris.

It’s also not great news for me for obvious reasons.

With both of us needing work on our skills, there’s only one logical solution to our predicament.

Told you I was screwed.

Warning: Screwmates should not be read while consuming a beverage. I laughed so hard my drink shot right out of my nose. It's OMG funny! It's a fun story with the right about of wit and banter.

Madison, a socially awkward graphic artist/aspiring comic artist has moved in with Marc Kirby, PhD/future History professor. The very first time they meet Madison introduces herself head first into Marc's crotch. Six month later, Marc has graduated with his PhD and has more time to get to know his roommate. 

They are both mutually attracted to each other but between their awkwardness and mishaps they can't get it together. They agree to work on their seduction techniques since it would benefit them both. Marc has planned a 'bangcation' in France to make up for lost time while studying and can use the practice. Madison desperately needs help with lingerie, it's time to put away the superhero bra and panties (cap included) and move on to a more seductive/grown-up look. Madison may have taken things a little too far when she loosely documents their awkward moments in a sitcomic called Screwmates that she shares with her followers. Can these two figure out how to seduce each other so they can get to banging or is there no hope for the awkwardly challenged? Madison also may have forgotten to share her sitcomic with Marc, awkward! 

Grab a glass of wine, a bowl of fruit loops and get ready to laugh out loud! 5 Stars!

Book Review: Long Shot by Kayti McGee

Meredith definitely drank too much last night. Why on earth else would she have woken up without her purse, and the distinct memory of giving her number to a stripper? So gross.
The good news is, she never has to see him again. Except to get her purse. And to discover she did another terrible, horrible, very bad thing while drunk- she accidentally became a professional penis photographer.
Rob wishes more people would believe him when he says he truly is stripping his way through journalism school. It's the only way Millennials can afford school with no student loans. When Meredith quite literally stumbles across his path, he's super smitten. Sadly, she is less so once she sobers up.
Can he trick her into dating him?
Can she trick her mother into thinking she has a respectable job?
And can anyone recover once the internet picks up their story? It's a long shot for both of them.

If there was ever an author that I would want to go out with and have a crazy night on the town, it would be Kayti McGee. There would definitely be plenty of drinking games and strippers on the menu. 

Long Shot is a story about what not to agree to while drunk at a strip club.

“Waking up to discover that you lost your shit and gave your number to a stripper and agreed to be a penis photographer is not exactly the definition of a good morning.”

Yes, you read that correctly. Meredith Watson, one drunken night at the Meow Club, offered her photography services to take pics of peens, wieners, dicks…. She also left behind a twenty dollar bill with her phone number and her purse.

Rob Callas, stripper, college student and future reporter, has the lucky twenty dollar bill Meredith shoved in his little pink hearts.  He holds the ammunition (her purse) to bring Meredith back to the club and work his way into her life. First he has to convince her to up hold her pinky swear oath and take some peen pics of his stripper co-worker.

Meredith finds herself in a bind. She’s currently seeking a job and the money for the peen pics is just what she needs to get back on her feet.Well at least get her some nachos. She’s torn but sucks up her pride and takes the job.

Rob slowly sneaks into Meredith’s life, one date at a time. She’s embarrassed by his profession but they share a connection that she’s not ready to let go.

Meredith soon becomes the office Meow Club Peen Queen, she begins to like the job as long as she keeps her anonymity. Too bad Rob has a typical man, crazy idea to win her over. Men, they really are clueless.

Get ready to laugh out loud! Your imagination is in for a real treat. It's even inspired me to try my hand at crocheting. One last thought, Kayti how about a Long Shot picture book. 5 Stars!

Review: Topped by Kayti McGee

Miranda Rose absolutely lives for writing. Unfortunately, there aren’t many readers that live for her books.

At least she can distract herself from bad reviews with her favorite hobby - trolling Charlie Shivers online. That dinosaur smut peddler wouldn’t know literature if it mounted him from behind. And, for further distraction, she meets the world’s hottest guy at her favorite writing conference, and when he mounts her from behind, she forgets all about that wannabe author.

Until she realizes Mr. Hottie Pants isn’t the cover model she’d presumed. He’s her archenemy in the flesh, Charlie Shivers.

She’s mortified!

And yet she still can’t keep her pants on around him.

Joe McCoy, aka Charlie Shivers, is over the moon attending his first Romancing The World conference as a panelist, especially when he meets the smoking author at the bar. But now that he’s discovered the true identity of his one-night stand, he’s tangled in a sticky web, thicker than a spider shifter (dibs on writing that one next!)

Though, sleeping with the enemy is kind of hot.

And scandalous.

And awesome.

But then he finds himself falling hard for the too-serious novelist, and now he’s pretty sure there’s no way he’ll make it out on top.

Topped should have a warning on the cover: Relieve your bladder prior to reading Topped, the author is not responsible for any leakage while enjoying this story. Topped is a sexy, Rom-Com satire that causes intense laughter that eventually leads to wheezing because it's that funny.

Joe McCoy, aka Charlie Shivers, proud smut slinger, writes outrageous stories including his famous dino butt porn. Yup, dino's doing it in the butt (yes, dinosaur erotica does exist on Amazon). He's proud of his writing and has a large fan base including a street team. His sales are strong. All is good, he has his bros and his writing until he attends the Romance The World conference and unsuspectingly has a one night stand with his arch nemesis, Randi Rose. 

Miranda Rose, aka Randi Rose, is a dedicated romance author who can't move passed mid-lister. She writes from the heart, or better said from the glass of wine. She's dedicated to her art and is not able to comprehend how Charlie Shivers books even exist. She even takes the time to read them and write one-star reviews. Miranda couldn't be more excited about attending the Romance The World conference. She plans on schmoozing with publishers and seeking approval from successful authors.. What she didn't expect was to be "Banged By My Hatred Of My One Night Stand, Charlie Shivers, by Randi Rose."

"Maybe enemies can become frenemies-with-bennies after all."

The story does not falter. Joe and Miranda have a heated, love/hate relationship mixed with plenty of laughs and steamy sex. I will never think of Donald Trump or dino porn the same way again after reading this book. There is of course a moral to the story about minding one's pride which is well told through humor and sexiness, well done Kayti McGee. I can't say enough about how much I enjoyed this story, 5 Stars. Topped is one of my 2016 favorites.