Friday, May 6, 2016

Review: Topped by Kayti McGee

Topped

Miranda Rose absolutely lives for writing. Unfortunately, there aren’t many readers that live for her books.

At least she can distract herself from bad reviews with her favorite hobby - trolling Charlie Shivers online. That dinosaur smut peddler wouldn’t know literature if it mounted him from behind. And, for further distraction, she meets the world’s hottest guy at her favorite writing conference, and when he mounts her from behind, she forgets all about that wannabe author.

Until she realizes Mr. Hottie Pants isn’t the cover model she’d presumed. He’s her archenemy in the flesh, Charlie Shivers.

She’s mortified!

And yet she still can’t keep her pants on around him.

Joe McCoy, aka Charlie Shivers, is over the moon attending his first Romancing The World conference as a panelist, especially when he meets the smoking author at the bar. But now that he’s discovered the true identity of his one-night stand, he’s tangled in a sticky web, thicker than a spider shifter (dibs on writing that one next!)

Though, sleeping with the enemy is kind of hot.


And scandalous.

And awesome.

But then he finds himself falling hard for the too-serious novelist, and now he’s pretty sure there’s no way he’ll make it out on top.

Topped should have a warning on the cover: Relieve your bladder prior to reading Topped, the author is not responsible for any leakage while enjoying this story. Topped is a sexy, Rom-Com satire that causes intense laughter that eventually leads to wheezing because it's that funny.

Joe McCoy, aka Charlie Shivers, proud smut slinger, writes outrageous stories including his famous dino butt porn. Yup, dino's doing it in the butt (yes, dinosaur erotica does exist on Amazon). He's proud of his writing and has a large fan base including a street team. His sales are strong. All is good, he has his bros and his writing until he attends the Romance The World conference and unsuspectingly has a one night stand with his arch nemesis, Randi Rose. 

Miranda Rose, aka Randi Rose, is a dedicated romance author who can't move passed mid-lister. She writes from the heart, or better said from the glass of wine. She's dedicated to her art and is not able to comprehend how Charlie Shivers books even exist. She even takes the time to read them and write one-star reviews. Miranda couldn't be more excited about attending the Romance The World conference. She plans on schmoozing with publishers and seeking approval from successful authors.. What she didn't expect was to be "Banged By My Hatred Of My One Night Stand, Charlie Shivers, by Randi Rose."


"Maybe enemies can become frenemies-with-bennies after all."
The story does not falter. Joe and Miranda have a heated, love/hate relationship mixed with plenty of laughs and steamy sex. I will never think of Donald Trump or dino porn the same way again after reading this book. There is of course a moral to the story about minding one's pride which is well told through humor and sexiness, well done Kayti McGee. I can't say enough about how much I enjoyed this story, 5 Stars. Topped is one of my 2016 favorites.

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